Friday, June 27, 2025

Man vs Woman


Man vs Woman in Two Minute Conversation

Wife heading grocery asks husband: Is there anything I can pick up for you while I'm there?

Husband Replies: Maybe some chips and soda.

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Husband heading to grocery asks wife: Is there anything I can pick up for you while I'm there?

Wife replies: I need some soda. Get me the Coke Zero one, but not the diet coke. and maybe a Sprite or 7Up with sugar. And some chips. The hard ones. not the regular ones. The ones we get at restaurants. They're hard. Like Cape Cod brand. I need something salty. 

Husband responds: How will I know if they're hard? 

Wife responds: You know like Cape Cod brand or the restaurant kind.